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Too bad, pard. That was an unlucky grand slam.
The ace of trumps was offside.

Basic Quizzes

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Sorry, partner. I woulda led my singleton…
but I couldn’t find it — it was so small.

Advanced Quizzes

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Did you know?
43.6 percent of all slam contracts fail.
62.7 percent of all bridge players are women.
97.8 percent of all bridge statistics, including these, are made up.

Not Too Serious

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Speaking of morons:
Did you hear about the guy who wanted to learn bridge in one day?
He bought 35 copies of “Five Weeks To Winning Bridge.”

Bridge Puzzles

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A well-balanced player makes up for his inadequacy
in the bidding with his ineptitude in the play.

Bridge Articles

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Joe knows nothing about the game.
His wife plays twice as well.

Instant Matchpoint Games

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I never met a man I didn’t like… -Will Rogers
‘cept the bastard who doubled my slam. -Will Pavlicek

Bidding Practice

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Did you ever notice that experts avoid the use of Blackwood,
and novices use Blackwood with a void?

Matches and Exhibits

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There once was a player from Beirut
Who thought he would try to be cute.
He overcalled a spade
And died as he played.
The postmortem: a four-card suit.

Bridge Systems

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Want to be an expert?
Rule #1: Never take a finesse to make your contract
when you can go down on a squeeze play!

For Experts Only

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Overheard at the bridge club:
We had a 75-percent game last night!
Three out of four opponents thought we were idiots.

Bridge Utilities

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There are three kinds of bridge players:
1. Those who can count, and
2. Those who can’t.

Bridge Data Files

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Trump Reduction and Elimination:
Ultimate result when Donald says, “You’re fired!”

Bridge Calculators

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Bridge is a game of inches…
Too bad I always have my foot in my mouth.

Odds and Theory

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Law of Total Tricks:
A new Nevada ordinance to reduce prostitution.
Quick Tricks:
Last-minute scurry by hookers to beat the ordinance.

Duplicate Forms

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To err is human.
To really screw up, you need a computer.

Non-Bridge Stuff

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If your browser is Java compatible,
please make me a cup of coffee.

Have a Nice Day!

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To the site evaluator, what can I say but… Thanks Mom!

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