How many times have you reached a contract with tricks to burn? For example, 7 NT with 16 cashers would have three wasted tricks; but do they really have to burn, burn, burn? Not in my ring of fire! Imagine this deal:
Declarer has 24 cashing tricks! In real life the limit is 13, so 11 would burn. But in surreal life all discards are in a green suit, so we can enjoy every one of them. After a spade lead, Souths tricks are cashed first (North pitching green cards) then North is reached with a heart for 12 more. If West instead leads a heart, Norths tricks are cashed first, then South is reached with a spade for 12 more and a beer!
On this deal N-S have all 40 HCP, but the feat can be done with fewer. For example, each major queen could be swapped with the 10 to achieve the same result with 36 HCP by finessing; and each minor jack could be swapped with the 10, reducing to 34 HCP.
Note that West and East also discard green cards, so they can never be squeezed out of a stopper.
Communication between the N-S hands is essential in a real suit (not green). Otherwise only 13 tricks could be cashed by the winner of the first trick and for the task at hand youd be down, down, down as the flames went higher.
Which brings us to the puzzle:
In notrump with best defense, what is the most tricks declarer can cash without losing a trick?
Construct a deal to illustrate. Ties will be broken by the fewest N-S HCP and the ability to win a beer.
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