For Bridge Players by Richard Pavlicek

Bridge Humor


Some people would say I have a screw loose, or that my elevator doesn’t stop at every floor. Fortunately, they’re all liars. I’m as sane as the next guy. Ask anyone in my ward! They all want me to be their leader when we break out of here. Meanwhile, let me share some of my bridge stories.  Return to Index

True Stories (trust me)
  1. ‘Twas the Mabel Before Christmas   
  2. Here I Come To Make the Play!
  3. Aces Are Meant To Take Kings
  4. Do It with Finesse
  1. Ancient Roman History   
  2. The Un-Finesse
  3. Slick Willy
  4. Valentine’s Finesse
  1. The First Round Duck
  2. Intergalactic Bridge
  3. The Acronymphomaniacs
Reindeer Games
  1. Rudolph Wins Again
  2. Tourney Dominated by Hooves and Antlers   
  3. Eskimo Hospitalized by North Pole Deal
  4. Hotel Demolished at North Pole Tourney
  5. Bad Defense Causes Reindeer Stampede
  6. Reindeer Organization Denounces Writer
  1. Rudolph Opens 1 NT with a Void
  2. Rudolph’s Throw-in Play
  3. Rudolph’s Revenge
  4. Hooves Produce Great Feat
  5. Reindeer Invade OKbridge
Novelty
  1. Bridge Jokes
  2. Bridge for Morons   
  1. The Mother and the Orphans   
  2. Felipe and the Moon Duck
  1. PavCo Bridge Poll

Humorous Columns
  1. The One That Got Away
  2. The World’s Worst Bridge Player
  3. Opening Lead Gives Declarer a Ruff Time   
  4. Bizarre Auction Is Bridge Nightmare
  5. Discovery Reveals Origin of Bridge
  1. Dog Days of Summer Stir Memories of Old Deal
  2. Deterioration of Pyramids Linked to Ancient Deal
  3. Latest Bridge Book Draws Global Dissent
  4. So Bad He Trumped His Partner’s Ace
Non-Bridge
  1. PavCo Toaster Notebook
  2. PavCo Car Pool Mannequins*   
  1. PavCo Pocket Slice-O-Matic
  2. PavCo Presents “Y2K and You!”
*I moved this to a humor page because in the past 11 years I’ve received many serious inquiries including four orders with enclosed checks (one for $820) which of course I had to return. Hard to believe the oceans are that full.

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