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by Richard Pavlicek

Some people say I have a screw loose, or that my elevator doesn’t stop at every floor — but they’re all liars. I’m as sane as the next guy. Ask anyone in my ward! They all want me as their leader when we break out of here. Meanwhile, gather ‘round for some bridge stories.

True Stories (trust me)
Mabel Before Christmas Here I Come To Make the Play! Aces Are Meant To Take Kings Do It with Finesse Ancient Roman History The Un-Finesse	Slick Willy Valentine’s Finesse The First Round Duck Intergalactic Bridge The Acronymphomaniacs
Reindeer Antics
Rudolph Wins Again Hooves and Antlers Gouge Tourney  Slam Bid Hospitalizes Eskimo North Pole Hotel Demolished Should Reindeer Be Banned? Reindeer Group Denounces Writer	Rudolph Opens 1 NT with a Void Rudolph’s Throw-in Play Rudolph’s Revenge Hooves Produce Great Feat Reindeer Invade OKbridge Reindeer Games
Humorous Columns
The One That Got Away The World’s Worst Bridge Player Opening Lead Gives a Ruff Time He Trumped His Partner’s Ace! Discovery Reveals Origin of Bridge Dog Days with My Uncle Phil	Mystery of Pyramids Finally Solved Bridge Book Draws Global Dissent Bizarre Auction Is Bridge Nightmare An Overbidder’s Dream The Guardian Angel
Novelty
Bridge Jokes Bridge for Morons Bridge Teaching Made Easy The Rest Are Mine!	The Mother and the Orphans PavCo Bridge Poll Cell Phone Plants Wee Bridge Books
Non-Bridge
Felipe’s Moon Duck The Toaster Notebook Car Pool Mannequins	Pocket Slice-O-Matic Y2K and You The Devil’s Product

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