Some people would say I have a screw loose, or that my elevator doesnt stop at
every floor. Fortunately, theyre all liars. Im as sane as the next guy. Ask anyone
in my ward! They all want me to be their leader when we break out of here. Meanwhile, let me share
some of my bridge stories. Return to Index
*I moved this to a humor page because in the past 11 years Ive received
many serious inquiries including four orders with enclosed checks (one for $820) which
of course I had to return. Hard to believe the oceans are that full.