For Bridge Players by Richard Pavlicek

Bridge Humor

True Stories (trust me)
‘Twas the Mabel Before Christmas Here I Come To Make the Play! Aces Are Meant To Take Kings Do It with Finesse	Ancient Roman History The Un-Finesse Slick Willy Valentine’s Finesse	The First Round Duck Intergalactic Bridge The Acronymphomaniacs

Reindeer Games
Rudolph Wins Again Hooves and Antlers Gouge Tourney Slam Bid Hospitalizes Eskimo North Pole Hotel Demolished	Did Misdefense Cause Stampede? Reindeer Group Denounces Writer Rudolph Opens 1 NT with a Void Rudolph’s Throw-in Play	Rudolph’s Revenge Hooves Produce Great Feat Reindeer Invade OKbridge

Novelty
Bridge Jokes Bridge for Morons The Mother and the Orphans	Felipe’s Moon Duck PavCo Bridge Poll Cell Phone Plants

Humorous Columns
The One That Got Away The World’s Worst Bridge Player Opening Lead Gives a Ruff Time	Bizarre Auction Is Bridge Nightmare Discovery Reveals Origin of Bridge Dog Days with My Uncle Phil	Mystery of Pyramids Finally Solved Bridge Book Draws Global Dissent He Trumped His Partner’s Ace!

Non-Bridge
PavCo Toaster Notebook PavCo Car Pool Mannequins*	PavCo Pocket Slice-O-Matic PavCo Presents “Y2K and You!”

*I moved this to the humor page because since 1997 I’ve received many serious inquiries, including four orders with enclosed checks, which of course I had to return. Hard to believe the oceans are that full.