Main Almost Bridge 7E06 by Richard Pavlicek
Todays deal occurred at the annual North Pole Regional, an unusual tournament in that local reindeer are invited to attend. This has caused complaints from Eskimos who cite hoofings and gougings as reasons for barring reindeer; but the truth is that no Eskimo has ever won since the reindeer were admitted. Board 19 may show the reason why.
At one table, Mush, the top Eskimo player, opened the South hand four notrump, Blackwood (Eskimo bidding left a lot to be desired). His partner, Slush, showed no aces (what a surprise) and Mush continued with five notrump to ask for kings. When Slush showed one king, Mush still had no idea what to bid and took a stab at six notrump.
| K Q 10 5 4 3 2|
| J 9 8 7|
9 8 7
8 7 6
7 6 5
J 6 5 4
J 9 3 2
J 4 3 2
|6 NT South|
A K Q 10
A K Q 10
A K Q 8
West led a spade and Mush was well, in the slush. He had 10 top tricks in his hand and two in dummy, but there was no way to reach dummy. He played skillfully (endplaying East) to escape for down one. After the session he asked some of the reindeer what they had done on this annoying deal.
Oh, we bid seven spades, said Randolph, and I made it on a trump coup. After ruffing three times in the North hand, I ended with South on lead and Wests spade jack was trapped in the end position. Not much to it really. After East showed out on the second spade, it was the only chance.
We bid seven hearts, exclaimed Raymond. West led a spade and I had to hope for miracles. I ruffed the third round of diamonds in dummy then, fearing a bad spade break, I led the club ten for a finesse. When this held I took the heart finesse and all of a sudden my hand was good. Making seven!
How about that! echoed Ralph. We bid seven diamonds and I made it the same way.
Guess what? chimed Rudolph. We bid seven clubs some kind of Gerber malfunction as I recall. I won the spade lead, cashed all my red-nosed er, red-suit winners, and ruffed a heart. The spade king was ruffed and overruffed, then a diamond ruff gave me 13 tricks. Rather easy.
There you have it, folks. The reindeer make a grand slam in every suit, and the Eskimos cant even make six notrump.
© 1987 Richard Pavlicek