PavCo Products AZ72 Main
Cell Phone Plants
by Richard PavlicekPavCo Products AZ72 Main |
| by Richard Pavlicek |
| Does the same pair beat you every time? Hate to lose another knockout match? |
| PavCo Wireless has the perfect solution with its new pPhone®! |
| Most tournaments enforce penalties for cell phone interruptions and therein lies your solution to victory. |
| Did you miss winning the Club Championship by 6 matchpoints? No way! A full-board penalty makes you first. |
| Oh darn… You lost your first-round Vanderbilt match by 7 IMPs? No way! A 10-IMP penalty makes you the winner. |
| Integrated PavCo Stealthchip® feigns the identity of any cell account. Just key in the number! Don’t know it? A built-in search will find it! |
| Include your rival’s name (up to 14 letters) and it will be laser-engraved for an added touch that makes denial of ownership laughable. |
| Just press the button when you see a Tournament Director and voila — too bad for that pair! You win again! |
| Are you one of those players who usually finish last? No problem! Ask about our quantity discounts, then with a little ingenuity you can mine every table but your own! Bingo — first place! |
| Cell Phone Plant | Price |
|---|---|
| pPhone® (no case) | $69.95 |
| pPhone® plastic case | 99.95 |
| pPhone® 18K gold case | 999.10 |
| Check Out |  | Add to Cart |
Another fine product from PavCo Craporation © 2009
where the price tag goes on before the engineering begins