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Cell Phone Plants
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 by Richard Pavlicek |
Plant a pPhone® at your rival’s table!
Are you tired of losing?
- Does the same pair beat you every time? Then turn the tables!
- Did you miss winning the Club Championship by 6 matchpoints?
Maybe not! A full-board penalty could make you first. - Oh darn… You lost your first-round Vanderbilt match by 7 IMPs?
Maybe not! A 10-IMP penalty could make you the winner.
Fret no more!
- Most tournaments enforce strict penalties for cell phone violations,
and therein lies your opportunity for victory. - PavCo Wireless offers the perfect solution with its new pPhone®,
which you secretly plant near the table of your rival. - Press the remote trigger when you see a Tournament Director in
the area, and voila — too bad for that pair! You win again! - Integrated Stealthchip® feigns the identity of any cell account once
you key in the number. Don’t know it? A built-in search will find it!
Free monogramming
- Include your rival’s name (up to 14 letters) to be laser-engraved for
an added touch that makes denial of ownership laughable.
But wait, there’s more…
- Are you one of those players who always finish last? No problem!
Ask about our quantity discounts, then with a little ingenuity you
could mine every table but your own! Bingo — first place!
Free shipping!
| Cell Phone Plant | Price
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| pPhone® (no case) | $69.95
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| pPhone® plastic case | 99.95
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| pPhone® 18K gold case | 999.10 |
Another fine product from PavCo Craporation © 2009
where the price tag goes on before the engineering begins
