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| by Richard Pavlicek |
Does the same pair beat you every time? Hate to lose another knockout match? |
PavCo Wireless has the perfect solution with its new pPhone®! |
Most tournaments enforce penalties for cell phone interruptions and therein lies your solution to victory. |
Did you miss winning the Club Championship by 6 matchpoints? No way! A full-board penalty makes you first. |
Oh darn
You lost your first-round Vanderbilt match by 7 IMPs? No way! A 10-IMP penalty makes you the winner. |
Integrated PavCo Stealthchip® feigns the identity of any cell account. Just key in the number! Dont know it? A built-in search will find it! |
Include your rivals name (up to 14 letters) and it will be laser-engraved for an added touch that makes denial of ownership laughable. |
Just press the button when you see a Tournament Director and voila too bad for that pair! You win again! |
Are you one of those players who usually finish last? No problem! Ask about our quantity discounts, then with a little ingenuity you can mine every table but your own! Bingo first place! |
Cell Phone Plant | Price |
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pPhone® (no case) | $69.95 |
pPhone® plastic case | 99.95 |
pPhone® 18K gold case | 999.10 |
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Another fine product from PavCo Craporation © 2009
where the price tag goes on before the engineering begins