Almost Bridge 7E14 (Dec 89) by Richard Pavlicek

Reindeer Organization Denounces Writer

In response to last Sunday’s column, I received a telex letter from Fawn Deerborn, president of NAAR (apparently, some reindeer organization). Miss Deerborn said her members were up in antlers about my accounts of last year’s North Pole Regional. She goes on to state, “Your condescending remarks about reindeer — in particular, the pillaging and plundering — were uncalled for and without foundation. In the future, please keep your opinions to yourself.” I was also “uninvited” to attend next year’s tournament.

Well, what can I say; I have never had a condescending attitude toward reindeer. In fact, I have always felt there is a place for them not only at bridge tournaments but in every home. To be sure, they make excellent hat racks; or you can take ‘em outside, turn ‘em over and plow the garden. (Santa, please note for the off-season.)

In support of her claim, Miss Deerborn submitted today’s deal, which was played by her reindeer partner Randolph. Aggressive bidding led to a tenuous four-spade contract, doubled by West. She comments, “There was no defense to beat Randolph’s brilliant play.”

4 x by South

Both Vul
Q 8 3 2
K 7 5
Q 2
K J 3 2
A J 9
4 3 2
A K J 9
7 6 5 [W - E] 7
Q J 10 9 8
5 4 3
Q 10 9 8
Lead: K K 10 6 5 4
A 6
10 8 7 6
A 4

Fawn Randolph
West
1
1 NT
Dbl North
Pass
3
All Pass East
1
Pass South
1
4

West cashed two diamonds, then exited with a heart and sat back to wait for his two sure trump tricks; or so he thought. Randolph won the heart ace, heart king, and ruffed a heart in his hand. Next came a diamond ruff; ace-king of clubs; a club ruff; and another diamond ruff with the spade eight so East could not overruff. With three cards left, declarer ruffed dummy’s last club with the spade king and West was helpless. If he overruffed with the ace, he would have to lead away from the jack-nine; if he underruffed, declarer would win both the king and queen. Either way, all West could win was the ace of spades.

My Reply

Dear Miss Deerborn: The hand was well-played for a hat rack, er, reindeer; but I dispute your contention that the defense was accurate. West can beat the contract by leading a trump at trick two. Later, when he wins the diamond ace, he can clear trumps. This leads to the normal reindeer result, down one. Respectfully yours, R.P.

Return to Main

Both Vul	Q 8 3 2 K 7 5 Q 2 K J 3 2
A J 9 4 3 2 A K J 9 7 6 5		7 Q J 10 9 8 5 4 3 Q 10 9 8
Lead: K	K 10 6 5 4 A 6 10 8 7 6 A 4

	Fawn		Randolph
West 1 1 NT Dbl	North Pass 3 All Pass	East 1 Pass	South 1 4