Main New from PavCo!
|Tired of seeing cars zoom by on the left? Wish you had joined a car pool?|
|No problem! PavCo ingenuity lets you drive in the car pool lane by yourself.|
|PavCo Car Pool Mannequins install easily in the passenger seat of any vehicle|
then voila instant car pool!
|We fool the best, and couldnt care less about the rest! Imagine your ecstasy|
as you pass car after car, thumbing your nose at the fools in the slow lanes.
|Our patented neoprene polymer construction resists fading and wear, and the|
TrueFlesh® color is so lifelike you will soon be talking to your new friend.
|No cop in America can detect a PavCo mannequin from a real person, even at|
close range. Our previous mannequin versions were vulnerable to strip-search
incidents, but now theyre anatomically correct. Yes, weve got the nuts!
|PavCo stands behind its product! Should you ever be cited for a car pool lane|
violation, we pay the fine. No questions asked except How much?
|Five-lifetime guarantee! At PavCo we are pleased to say we have lost a lot of|
customers in car accidents but never a mannequin. Take comfort in knowing
your next of kin will be delighted when youre gone.
|Model PV109M (pictured above)||$420.00|
|Model PV109F (female)||400.00|
|Model PV109C (child)||380.00|
Quantity discounts available!
Another fine product from PavCo
where the price tag goes on before the engineering begins
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