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Car Pool Mannequins
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 by Richard Pavlicek |
Say good-bye to the slow lanes!
The solution for daily commuters
- Tired of seeing cars zoom by on the left? Wish you had joined a car pool?
- No problem! PavCo ingenuity lets you drive in the car pool lane by yourself.
- PavCo Car Pool Mannequins install easily in the passenger seat of any vehicle
then voila — instant car pool! - We fool the best, and couldn’t care less about the rest! Imagine your ecstasy
as you pass car after car, thumbing your nose at the fools in the slow lanes. - Our patented neoprene polymer construction resists fading and wear, and the
TrueFlesh® color is so lifelike you’ll soon be talking to your new friend.
Undetectable!
- No cop in America can detect a PavCo mannequin from a real person, even at
close range. Our previous mannequin versions were vulnerable to strip-search
incidents, but now they’re anatomically correct. Yes, we’ve got the nuts! - PavCo stands behind its product! Should you ever be cited for a car pool lane
violation, we pay the fine. No questions asked — except “How much?” - Five-lifetime guarantee! At PavCo we are pleased to say we have lost many of
our customers in car crashes, but never a mannequin. Take comfort in knowing
your next of kin will be delighted when you’re gone.
Free shipping!
| Car Pool Mannequin | Price
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| Model PV109M (pictured at top) | $420.00
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| Model PV109F (female) | 400.00
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| Model PV109B (boy child) | 320.00
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| Model PV109G (girl child) | 300.00 |
Another fine product from PavCo Craporation © 1967
where the price tag goes on before the engineering begins
