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Does bridge seem way over your head? Do you have trouble writing your own name? Then this is the course for you! Teaching a complex game to those with a simple mind was thought to be impossible. Not any more! I guarantee I can make you a bridge player.
So build up your courage and enter now. You can do it!
Are you ready?
I'm ready, let's go! |
Not now, thank you |
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Lesson 1
The card to the left is an Ace.
Hint: It rhymes with Vase.
Study it closely until you think you know what it looks like.
Take as much time as you need.
Do you get it?
Yes! I got it. Quiz me! |
Sorry, this is beyond me |
Quiz on Lesson 1
Carefully study the pictures below, and take your time:
Which one is the ace?
The one on the left |
The one in the middle |
The one on the right |
None of the above |
Wrong answer
But you were close!
Let me try again |
Let me outta here! |
Lesson 2
You found it!
Having mastered Lesson 1 so quickly, you must have potential.
Now Ive got something new to teach you, so pay close attention:
An ace is the highest card.Boy, its really high up here!
Do you understand that?
Yes I do! Quiz me on it! |
Sorry, this is way over my head |
Quiz on Lesson 2
Good decision!
Youre well on your way to becoming a bridge player.
Remember what you just learned, and take your time.
Complete the following sentence:
An ace is
a vase to put flowers in. |
the lowest card in history. |
the highest card in bridge. |
the place with the helpful hardware man. |
Not right
That was a tough question, so dont feel bad.
Give me another chance |
Color me gone! |
Lesson 3
Well done!
Only a few get this far, and Im really proud of you!
Warning: This lesson requires counting to four.
An ace is worth 4 points.Count em
1, 2, 3, 4.
Four is a big number! Can you grasp it?
I can count that high! Quiz me! |
No, I'm still working on three |
Quiz on Lesson 3
That took courage!
Youre almost a bridge player now.
Take your time, and dont be afraid of big numbers.
Complete the following sentence:
An ace is worth
two coins. |
three joints. |
four points. |
five dollars and 55 cents. |
Almost got it
You didnt think that out carefully.
I'd like one more chance |
See you later, pal! |
Congratulations!
Practice what you learned, and next month I will teach you about Kings.
Course 7Z85 Main | ![]() | Top Bridge for Morons |
© 1993 Drahcir Kecilvap