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Bridge for Morons


Does bridge seem way over your head? Do you have trouble writing your own name? Then this is the course for you! Teaching a complex game to those with a simple mind was thought to be impossible. Not any more! I guarantee I can make you a bridge player.

I’m ready, let’s go!
Not now, thank you


Lesson 1


This card is an Ace.

Hint: It rhymes with Vase.

Do you get it? Click on A or B (A is the one on the top).

A. Yes! I think I got it. Quiz me!
B. Sorry, this is beyond me

Wrong!

Let me try again

Quit this quiz

Sorry!

Give me another chance

Let me outta here!


Quiz on Lesson 1

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Quiz on Lesson 1

Right! I knew you had what it takes! Now look very carefully and take your time.

Which of the following cards is an Ace?

A. The one on the left
B. The one in the middle
C. The one on the right

No way!

I want to try again

Spare me this agony!

Not right!

I’d like another chance

See you later, pal!


Lesson 2

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Lesson 2

Excellent! You found it! I knew you had what it takes.

Now I’ve got something new to teach you:


An ace is the highest card.

Boy, it really is high up here!

A. OK, I think I got it. Quiz me!
B. Sorry, this is way over my head

Ouch!

Another try please

Guess what? I’m history!

Not best!

I’ll try again

Color me gone!


Quiz on Lesson 2

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Quiz on Lesson 2

Correct! Think carefully about what you just learned about



and pick the best answer to complete this sentence:

An ace is _______________________

A. a vase to put flowers in.
B. the highest card.
C. the place with the helpful hardware man.

Wrong!

Let me try again

Quit this quiz

Sorry!

Give me another chance

Let me outta here!


Lesson 3

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Lesson 3

Super! You have a way with words! I am impressed.

Now comes the really hard part:


An ace is worth four points.

Count ‘em… one, two, three four!

A. That’s not so hard. Quiz me!
B. Sorry, I cannot count that high

No way!

I want to try again

Spare me this agony!

Not right!

I’d like another chance

See you later, pal!


Final Exam

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Final Exam

Very good! Glad you’re still with me. This is the biggie, so take your time.



All you have to do is complete one final sentence:

An ace is worth _______________________

A. one dollar and fifty cents.
B. two joints.
C. four points.

Ouch!

Another try please

Guess what? I’m history!

Not best!

I’ll try again

Color me gone!


You Passed

Congratulations! You’re a bridge player now!

Next month you will learn about Kings.

Bye for nowDuh forever

© 1996 Drahcir Kecilvap