Course 7Z85 Main
Bridge for Morons
by Drahcir KecilvapCourse 7Z85 Main |
| by Drahcir Kecilvap |
Does bridge seem way over your head? Do you have trouble writing your own name? Then this is the course for you! Teaching a complex game to those with a simple mind was thought to be impossible. Not any more! I guarantee I can make you a bridge player.
So build up your courage and enter now. You can do it!
Are you ready?
| I'm ready, let's go! |
| Not now, thank you |
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Lesson 1
The card to the left is an Ace.
Hint: It rhymes with Vase.
Study it closely until you think you know what it looks like.
Take as much time as you need.
Do you get it?
| Yes! I got it. Quiz me! |
| Sorry, this is beyond me |
Quiz on Lesson 1
Carefully study the pictures below, and take your time:
Which one is the ace?
| The one on the left |
| The one in the middle |
| The one on the right |
| None of the above |
Wrong answer
But you were close!
| Let me try again |
| Let me outta here! |
Lesson 2
You found it!
Having mastered Lesson 1 so quickly, you must have potential.
Now I’ve got something new to teach you, so pay close attention:
An ace is the highest card.Boy, it’s really high up here!
Do you understand that?
| Yes I do! Quiz me on it! |
| Sorry, this is way over my head |
Quiz on Lesson 2
Good decision!
You’re well on your way to becoming a bridge player.
Remember what you just learned, and take your time.
Complete the following sentence:
An ace is…
| a vase to put flowers in. |
| the lowest card in history. |
| the highest card in bridge. |
| the place with the helpful hardware man. |
Not right
That was a tough question, so don’t feel bad.
| Give me another chance |
| Color me gone! |
Lesson 3
Well done!
Only a few get this far, and I’m really proud of you!
Warning: This lesson requires counting to four.
An ace is worth 4 points.Count ‘em… 1, 2, 3, 4.
Four is a big number! Can you grasp it?
| I can count that high! Quiz me! |
| No, I'm still working on three |
Quiz on Lesson 3
That took courage!
You’re almost a bridge player now.
Take your time, and don’t be afraid of big numbers.
Complete the following sentence:
An ace is worth…
| two coins. |
| three joints. |
| four points. |
| five dollars and 55 cents. |
Almost got it
You didn’t think that out carefully.
| I'd like one more chance |
| See you later, pal! |
Congratulations!
Practice what you learned, and next month I will teach you about Kings.
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