Main Almost Bridge 7F54 by Richard Pavlicek
It was Saturday night and Willy arrived at the bridge club for his weekly game with Hilarity, the only player who would put up with him on a regular basis. As he walked through the door, he headed straight toward a gathering of bridge players and singled out his partner. Hilarity, you look beautiful tonight. Ive been looking forward to our game all week!
Thank you, she smiled, but first I want to change something on our card. I want to play that convention you played with Monique. I think it was called perverted minors?
Ha-ha you mean inverted minors. We can play it if you want, but you must be mistaken. Ive never played bridge with Monique. I barely know her from seeing her play at the club a few times.
Yes, you did! I heard about a hand you played last week with Monique at her apartment. [Hilarity reached for a napkin and jotted down the deal in the diagram.] You opened 1 and Monique raised to 3 with no points! You then bid 3 NT and made it. I was very impressed.
You must be confused. Not only have I never played bridge with Monique, but I dont even recall such a hand.
Willy! Dont lie to me. I have witnesses. West led a small heart and you took the king with the ace, then returned the J to Wests queen. West exited with a third heart to dummys ten. You then figured that West would not give you an entry to dummy if the club finesse was working, so you led a club to your ace and made nine tricks.
Im sure I would have played it that way, but I categorically deny ever playing bridge with Monique!
3 NT by South
| 3 2|
10 3 2
10 9 8 7 6 5
| A 9 8 7|
Q 6 5 4
Q 10 9 8
| Q J 10|
K 9 8 7
K 7 6 5
|Lead: 4|| K 6 5 4|
A J 4
A Q 3 2
Hilarity continued, I was studying this deal closely and noticed there is only one lead to defeat 3 NT. Did you see it?
Well, looking at it now for the first time, it appears a diamond is best. It establishes the diamonds for the defense, and declarer has only eight tricks. Right?
No. Declarer can succeed by running the clubs. I wont go into the many variations, but declarer can always prevail in the ending. The only lead that will beat 3 NT is a club.
Of course! Willy exclaimed. Why do you think I like inverted minors? If you bid the suit enough times, throwing in a jump for good measure, whos going to lead it? Works every time!
So, does this mean you admit playing bridge with Monique?
Absolutely not! I would swear under oath it never happened.
No doubt, Hilarity laughed, Ive known you so long. But I need to know the truth for myself.
Trust me! Willy insisted, I have never had a bridge relationship with that woman Monique.
© 1998 Richard Pavlicek