Main Almost Bridge 7F44 by Richard Pavlicek
The Arctic Bridge League assembled today for a special investigation of an unfortunate incident at its annual Polar Bridge Fest. This week-long tournament attracts all of the top players, including the notorious reindeer pair Rudolph and Randolph. On the deal shown below they opposed their Eskimo rivals, Mush and Slush, who were eager to seek revenge after the drubbing they took last year.
|E-W Vul|| 4 3 2|
A 9 8 3 2
5 4 3
K 7 6
K J 10 9 8 7 6
| K J 10 9 8 7|
Q 10 9 8 7
|Lead: Q|| A 6 5|
Q J 10 5 4
A K 2
Rudolph, South, opened 1 and Mush overcalled 4 , a rather obnoxious preempt at the vulnerability. Mush later explained that his Q was sorted with his clubs a likely story. This would have silenced some North players, but Randolph was right there with 4 . He knew it was safe to overbid when Rudolph would be declarer no contract was too high.
Mush discovered the Q in time to lead it, and Slush overtook with the king as Rudolph won the ace. With 10 trumps it is clear to finesse, and since anyone could lead the queen, Rudolph made the more artistic play of leading low to dummys eight.
Finessing an eight is nothing! Rudolph showed his real class by next taking the club finesse low from dummy, four, five. (This was just shy of the record he set back in 79 by finessing a four-spot.) The club play couldnt win, of course, but a finesse is a finesse; its like climbing a mountain you do it because it is there. It actually served a purpose in keeping Slush off lead so he couldnt cash his spade tricks.
After winning the 6, Mush exited with a club to the now blank ace, and Rudolph repeated the heart finesse; queen, king, ace. Rudolph next won the A-K, then he cashed the J or so he thought. In fact, he accidentally led the 5 and, to make matters worse, he called a small heart from dummy allowing Mush to win the trick with his seven. Rudolph tried to correct this, but almost in unison Mush and Slush shouted, The play stands!
Rudolph knew it would be useless to call a Director (they were all Eskimos), so he finished out the hand. Mush was on lead with nothing but clubs left and was forced to concede a ruff and a sluff. Wait a second, thought Rudolph, If I ruff this trick I will just break even for the trick I gave away. Maybe theres a way to gain something here. Sure enough, Rudolph came up with a masterful plan. Instead of trumping he took a sluff and a sluff, throwing a spade from dummy and a diamond from his hand.
Mush had to lead another club, allowing Rudolph to throw dummys last spade as he ruffed in hand. Making four hearts! Not only that, but the subtle throw-in play to sacrifice a trump trick was the only way to succeed. Mush and Slush soon realized this too, and with fire in their eyes they screamed, D-Y-R-E-C-T-O-R. Twenty Eskimos rushed to the table and unanimously ruled that Rudolph was down one.
But pleaded Rudolph.
Thats right! Mush interjected, And if you dont like it, well kick your butt.
At this moment Rudolph lunged toward Mush with his antlers, and the whole room broke into a frenzy. Reindeer running amok is a horrible sight; in less than five minutes there wasnt a table standing. Fortunately, no one was seriously hurt. The investigation committee should release its report by the end of the week.
© 1996 Richard Pavlicek