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Aces Are Meant To Take Kings

by Richard Pavlicek

The auction on this deal has a valid claim as one of the worst ever, but as long as there are bridge players the record will never stand. North was clearly at fault. His charge into Blackwood was a gross overbid, and even worse was his failure to check for kings with 5 NT. Certainly North should not want to be in a grand slam missing two important kings.

Never mind. South was the infamous Duke Dropem, who definitely knew how to locate kings. On his right was Babs D’Lady, an attractive young lass from Texas. Duke would just sway to his left then sway to his right until he picked off every card in her hand. Babs didn’t mind, of course, since she thought he was just looking at her cleavage.

North deals	K		West	North	East	South
None vul	A Q J				Babs	Duke
	K Q			1	Pass	1
	A Q 9 8 7 6 5		Pass	4 NT	Pass	5
Q 4 3 2		10 9 8 7 6	Pass	7	Pass	Pass
8 7 6 5		K	Pass
9 7 6 5		J 3 2
K		J 10 3 2
	A J 5
	10 9 4 3 2
Lead: 5	A 10 8 4
7 South	4

West led the 5, won by the queen in dummy. After a few moments of swaying, er counting his tricks, Duke called for the ace of hearts to drop the king. “Just as I figured,” Duke professed, “you can’t believe all this eight-ever stuff. My rule is simple: Aces are meant to take kings. Sometimes you have to go against the odds when you’re put to the breast, I mean test.”

Even with the lucky heart “guess” Duke was still not home. There appears to be 13 tricks: five trumps, two spades, four diamonds (note the jack drops) and two clubs, but blockage in three suits makes it impossible to win them. Try it and you will discover the hang-ups. Can you find the way to make this grand slam? Hint: If you remember Duke’s rule it might help.

Applying the Rule

Duke did a little more swaying and came up with the only solution. He cashed a second heart (Babs threw a spade) then led the K and overtook it with the ace. “Just following the rule,” he explained. He next led the J for a pseudo ruffing finesse; West covered, and he ruffed with dummy’s last trump. He applied his rule once more as he overtook the K with the ace, then drew all of West’s trumps. This left the following ending with Duke on lead:

win 5	—		Trick	Lead	2nd	3rd	4th
	—		9. S	4	3	7	?
	—			East is squeezed
	A Q 9 8 7
4 3		10
—		—
9 7		J
K		J 10 3
	5
	4
	10 8
South leads	4

Duke could tell Babs was uncomfortable by her previous discards (one more sway would confirm this) so he led his last trump. Babs was caught in a squeeze — she’d been there many times before, of course, but never at the bridge table. Babs had to keep her club stopper at all costs, so she let go the J.

Oops. This made Duke’s 10 good, so he continued with that card and Babs was squeezed again. This time she discarded the 10 which allowed Duke to win his lowly 5. Finally Duke led a club, and when the king popped he instructed dummy, “You know the rule!”

“You see,” Duke elaborated, “I began with 13 tricks but couldn’t reach them. What else could I do but give a few away and then squeeze ‘em back. Oh, Babs? Got any plans for dinner?”

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© 1997 Richard Pavlicek