Main Puzzle 8S31 by Richard Pavlicek
Looking for a career opportunity? Want to hit the big time with little or no effort? Think PavCo! Our Personnel Division is now hiring eligible job seekers from around the globe. Qualification requires at least a middle school diploma and a residence offshore of the continental United States. Lack of integrity is a plus! We seek the shady set, so naturally we turn to the bridge world, where recent years have exposed enough crooks to fill our ranks for a lifetime.
Please dont submit your resume! We wouldnt believe it anyway, as even Im a Yale graduate (I pick padlocks) with a doctorate from M.I.T. (Master of Internet Tricks) despite never getting beyond middle school. Instead, submit your solution to this puzzle. If youre shrewd enough, you could land a dream job!*
*PavCo attorneys have forced me to add a disclaimer: You could also land in prison.
But really! Why worry about that? If youre shrewd enough, you should escape.
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