The elimination play is well-known in bridge, and now you can eliminate taxes as well.
I am pleased to announce a great new opportunity. Simply transfer your funds to PavCo Cayman Bank, and you will soon be telling the IRS (Internal Retard Society) to take a hike! Numbered accounts are currently available for a small monthly fee, and there are no credit checks! We don’t extend credit, so who really cares?
If you got the dough, we got the know, andyour profit will grow with no income to show.
Welcome to the islands!
As a special introductory offer, PavCo Cayman Bank will increase your initial deposit* by whatever you can win in a hypothetical round of Chicago (four-deal) bridge at $1.00 a point with your side declaring each deal.
*minimum deposit $100K in cash, gold bullion, ivory tusks or eagle feathers
On the four deals you are allowed two doubled and two redoubled contracts. Ah, but there’s a catch: Each level, strain, tricks won and score must be unique (no two alike). Also, you cannot claim honors (PavCo and honor do not mesh).
Challenge yourself, or guess how much money you could win: A. $4560 B. $5180 C. $6330 D. $7040 E. $8110
Quit
Congratulations to Duncan Bell, who was the first to submit the optimal score. In fact, Duncan’s entry topped what I thought was the best possible score, and when the Bell tolls, I listen. Sure enough, there was a bug in my computer code for an exhaustive search. Duncan has an impressive list of previous wins including The Twelve of Spades, Just Another Zero, High Stakes Rubber and Bridge with the Abbott.
Ties in the ranking are broken by date and time of entry.
The best possible score of 7040 was found by 15 solvers. Our token Texan taxpayer explained it well, so I’ll save some effort:
Dan Baker: 3 ×(10) 570, 2 ××(11) 1240, 7 ×(13) 2470, 1 NT××(12) 2760. The vulnerable grand slam bonus is too good to pass up; otherwise we want maximum overtricks on the redoubled contracts, particularly on the vulnerable one. It’s slightly better to have notrump as a redoubled contract (to get 160 instead of 120 for the first trick), and 2 ××/3 × combine for 360 in trick scores, while 2 ××/3 × is only 340. The tricky part is whether Deal 1 should be a small slam or continue to go for maximum overtricks; the NV small slam bonus is 500 and three additional doubled tricks is another 120, but dropping an overtrick on each of the others costs a total of 700.
Tina Denlee: I found two optimal solutions: A. 3 ×(10) 570, 2 ××(11) 1240, 7 ×(13) 2470, 1 NT××(12) 2760; B. 3 ×(10) 570, 2 NT××(11) 1280, 7 ×(13) 2470, 1 ××(12) 2720. Of course you can exchange and , or and , but nothing else works.
Charles Blair: I didn’t have the energy to write a program for this. I hope I’m close.
Venk Natarajan: Exhaustive search is something, but I bet I have a bug somewhere in my code.
Finding the 7040 score, I’ll bet not. Seems the bug belonged to me.
Nicholas Greer: I thought honours counted in Chicago. I know you could argue it gives everyone an extra $600,but traditionally you have to remember to claim them.
When everything else fails, read the directions. But even without directions, you should know there’s no honor in my business;and if I moved across the pond, no honour either.
Eric Gettleman: Thanks for the fun puzzle.
Robin Hillyard: Thanks, Richard. Much fun!
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