After a harrowing experience in Marrakech, you arrive in London to search for your kidnapped son. You hail a cab and shout, Scotland Yard and hurry! Alas, the Arabic driver has other ideas. The doors lock shut, and you are whisked away.
Half an hour later you arrive at the Moroccan Embassy. Welcome, Dr. and Mrs. McKenna, the Ambassador flaunts, as he reaches out to take Josephines hand. What a pleasure to meet you! Ive heard so much of your bridge exploits. Our Consul General is also a bridge player, so I trust youll have time for a few rubbers.
You see through the Ambassadors scheme, of course, but his armed guards are real. It looks like youll have to play along. This could be your last hurrah, so you decide to let it all out and bid for the sky.
The foreign intrigue mounts. The Ambassador is incensed by your overbids and decrees you must make every contract, or be held captive at the Embassy. Oh dear! Youd better choose your plays carefully from Options A-F, each of which will be rated on a 1-to-10 scale per my judgment.
Bidding is standard (unless noted). Opponents use standard leads and signals. For a referencesee Standard American Bridge. The Ambassador (West) and General (East) are good players, not experts.
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You play the 10 and ruff Easts ace. What next?A. Win A, finesse JB. Win A, KC. Win A, lead 3D. Lead the 3E. Win A, finesse JF. Win K, A, finesse J
After making a travesty of Jacoby transfers, how do you play?A. Win K, A (unblock 9)B. Win K, A (play 2)C. Win K, lead 4D. Win Q, lead QE. Win Q, lead 10F. Win Q, lead 2
East shifts to the J (West will play the 5). Your play?A. Win Q, duck a heartB. Win Q, K (both follow), duck a heartC. Win Q, K (both follow), AD. Win Q, K (both follow), AE. Win Q, K (both follow), lead 4F. Duck the J
Your 1 must be an audition for Psycho. Your play?A. Win Q, lead 2B. Win A, run JC. Win A, finesse 10D. Win A, lead 5E. Win A, run diamondsF. Win A, K-Q
You win four trumps ending in hand, as only clubs are pitched. What next?A. Lead your last trumpB. Win Q, A-KC. Win Q, QD. Win Q, finesse 10E. Win Q, finesse 10F. Win Q, A-K
When the Ambassador sees dummy, he calls for the guards.Before they can cuff you, you grab the A, and then?A. Lead J and pitch a heartB. Lead 8 (East plays low) and pitch a heartC. Ruff three spades, exit with a heartD. Ruff two spades, run trumpsE. Lead the 4F. Lead the 2
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Acknowledgments to Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1980) and The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)© 2005 Richard Pavlicek