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Puzzle 8K99 by Richard Pavlicek
Last week in the Fort Lauderdale Team Championship, I held the West cards on Board 31. Whoop-de-doo, and a pinochle too. South on my right opened 1 , and I was lured by the vulnerability to psych a takeout double, carefully hiding my hand from the kibitzers to inhibit a flurry of 911 calls. (When I showed the hand later to members of my ward, they claimed I was nuts, almost unanimously preferring a 1
overall.) Whatever, my double seemed to work as the opponents bid lamely to 3 NT, but I cant remember the auction.
3 NT South | ? ? ? ? | N-S Vul West Dbl Pass All Pass | North ? ? | East Pass Pass | South 1 ![]() ? 3 NT | ||
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North-South cards burned | ? ? ? ? |
Before I could lead, partner led the J out of turn, then an argument broke out between North and South about the bidding sloth to end in 3 NT with 34 HCP. When the words became heated, North ripped up his cards and offered South an obscene gesture before stomping out of the room. Not to be outdone, South took out a huge cigarette lighter and torched his cards, as well as the card fragments North left behind. (ACBL take note: fewer stupid events, more fire extinguishers.)
No problem! assured the Director as he arrived to mitigate the situation. Apparently you did bid like friggin idiots, and a lead out of turn isnt going to matter with your cards on fire, [cough, choke] and the smoke in here is making me nauseous. I see only 6 HCP for East-West, so Im ruling 12 tricks to North-South. Score it up! We certainly had no objection to being gifted 13 IMPs, so the Director relit his cigar from the burning embers and left.
The kibitzers were also delighted with the rare opportunity to toast marshmallows at the bridge table, and one of them agreed to fill in for North on the last board.
We scurried to find our teammates to compare scores. On Board 31, I announced Minus 690.
Lose 13, said Joe, our team captain and only Topaz Life Master.
What? You mean win 13.
No, I was down one in 6 NT. Impossible with the lead I got. Wheres the board? Look at it.
Cant. All thats left are the East-West hands. Opponents had a carding accident.
Anybody! We need your help. Joe could not remember the North-South hands, and all I have is a pile of ashes.
Reconstruct the North-South hands to fit the story. |
In other words, construct a layout where South cannot make 6 NT against best defense. Also try to equalize the 34 N-S HCP (17 each is perfect) and minimize the freakness (tamer distribution is better). Give it a try before reading the solutions below.
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In March 2015 this puzzle was presented as a challenge, inviting anyone who wished to submit a solution. Forty-one people gave it a try, of which the 17 listed below constructed a layout where South could not make 6 NT against best defense. Well done, and thanks to everyone who participated.
Congratulations to Tim Broeken, Netherlands, who was the first of only two to submit the perfect solution, splitting the HCP and spot cards exactly evenly and achieving the lowest possible freakness. This is Tims fifth win in my puzzle challenges. Nearest rivals are Leigh Matheson and Manuel Paulo, each with two wins.
Places 11-17 (tinted rows) appear to be ranked incorrectly, but these solutions did not resemble a 1 opening by South, and thus demoted from top ranking. In view of the takeout double and table antics, one could argue Who really cares, but Im the Director now [cough, choke] and rule that fitting my story counts. Wayne Somerville shrewdly claimed that North-South were using a strong club system and failed to alert. Nice try, but the last player who failed to alert in these parts was toasted not with champagne, in a bonfire.
Rank | Name | Location | HCP | Spots | Frkn |
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1 | Tim Broeken | Netherlands | 17-17 | 27-27 | 14 |
2 | Jean-Christophe Clement | France | 17-17 | 27-27 | 14 |
3 | Jamie Pearson | Ontario | 17-17 | 27-27 | 16 |
4 | Dan Gheorghiu | British Columbia | 17-17 | 27-27 | 16 |
5 | Audrey Kueh | England | 17-17 | 27-27 | 19 |
6 | Nicholas Greer | England | 17-17 | 29-25 | 22 |
7 | Jon Greiman | Illinois | 17-17 | 29-25 | 22 |
8 | Julien Reichert | France | 20-14 | 25-29 | 24 |
9 | Hans Huls | Netherlands | 11-23 | 37-17 | 9 |
10 | Jim Munday | Mississippi | 23-11 | 14-40 | 17 |
11 | Tom Slater | England | 17-17 | 27-27 | 14 |
12 | Dean Pokorny | Croatia | 16-18 | 29-25 | 15 |
13 | Radu Vasilescu | Pennsylvania | 13-21 | 31-23 | 15 |
14 | Peter Nixon | British Columbia | 9-25 | 34-20 | 7 |
15 | Wayne Somerville | Northern Ireland | 7-27 | 39-15 | 4 |
16 | Jacco Hop | Netherlands | 7-27 | 41-13 | 4 |
17 | Jeff Yutzler | Virginia | 7-27 | 45-9 | 8 |
With North-South holding 11 top tricks ( A-K
A-K-Q
A-K-Q
A-K-Q) and a guaranteed long spade that will establish with spades 3-3, 6 NT would be cold on most deals. The only possible cause of failure is a communication problem that prevents a winner and/or established trick from being reached. Think blocked suits.
The tamest valid construction was submitted by Hans Huls, Netherlands. Despite 23 HCP, opening 1 as South is certainly reasonable, and probably wise, considering the rebid problems after 2
. This also injects some realism into the story, as after the start 1
Dbl 1
, South might indeed bid 3 NT to end the bidding.
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Hans Huls: West leads a heart [killing the entry to the long spade]. West guards hearts and clubs, and East guards spades and diamonds.
All true, though any reasonable defense will suffice after the fatal heart lead.
Unfortunately, tameness of distribution was only the third priority in tie-breaking. Hanss 23-11 HCP disparity was well off the mark in that department. Before showing the winning entry, lets look at the second-best solution submitted by Jamie Pearson, Ontario. Note that each player has 17 HCP and spot cards totaling 27.
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Jamie Pearson: A heart lead knocks out the key entry to South. Establishing clubs requires unblocking the ace and using the spade entry; establishing spades requires unblocking the king and using the [club or] diamond entry. Either way, communication is broken; so if a black trick is lost to establish the suit, the defense can lock declarer in one hand.
A similar layout (equal counts and freakness 16) was submitted by Dan Gheorghiu, British Columbia. Ah, but of course! Players in the Great White North drink, er, think alike. Party on!
The ultimate solution, found by our winner and runner-up, drops the combined freakness to 14 (North 6-4-2-1 = 6, South 6-5-1-1 = 8) while retaining equal HCP and spot cards. (Any lower freakness forces a HCP imbalance for 6 NT to be defeatable.)
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Tim Broeken: A diamond start, then playing spades when in with clubs, kills 6 NT.
Jean-Christophe Clement: Getting closer; but is this the best solution? I hope so.
Tom Slater: A diamond lead prevents declarer from establishing spades. If declarer [gives up] a club, a spade return ruins all communication, and declarer ends up two off. Teammates did well to go just one off, maybe by cashing out and throwing West in to make all the top winners.
While Tom produced the winning layout, he had North-South switched, so the 1
opening didnt jibe. Therefore, I must officially retract my most alert anagram dubbed in January.
Peter Nixon: This layout works, but I dont much like Souths 1 opening. Then again, I dont much like your takeout double either.
Jim Munday: Story reminds me of the board-a-match teams at our local regional. Opponents had an accident and stopped in 2 when a grand was cold on a good day. Teammates reached the excellent 6
and went down with the sour distribution.
Bidding accidents carding accidents not important! What matters is, were there any flames?
Jeff Yutzler: Since I probably cant build the best solution, maybe I can build the worst.
Success! Unfortunately you still topped 24 players who didnt make the leaderboard.
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