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Little Deuce Coupe

by Richard Pavlicek

“You don’t know what I got…”

Anyone can win aces. Novices soon learn to win picture cards. Competent players become adept at winning spot cards. The little deuce, however, is in a special coupe, I mean group. Except for the case of ruffing with the deuce of trumps, a deuce can win a trick only if led, and the other three hands are out of that suit.

How many tricks can be won by deuces on a single deal? Three seems the logical answer, and is true in suit contracts; but in notrump the answer is four. Determining how this might happen is the underlying theme of my puzzle:

Construct a deal where South makes 3 NT, and all four deuces win a trick.
West must have five spades, and no other hand has a suit over four cards.

Note that I did not say against best defense. All you need is a path to nine tricks via legal plays (no revokes or leads out of turn) no matter how unlikely or absurd. In other words, you can dictate the play of all four hands to achieve the goal.

Multiple solutions exist. A further goal (tiebreaker for the October contest) is to give North-South the fewest HCP.

Zhi Bang Lim Wins

Congratulations to Zhi Bang Lim (Malaysia) who was first to submit the optimal solution. If he continues this habit in the future, I will have to rename him — from the words of Ralph Kramden, if anyone remembers — to Bang Zoom Lim.

The top 13 places are ranked by date-time of entry.

Winner List

Rank	Name	Location	HCP
1	Zhi Bang Lim	Malaysia	6
2	Chih-Cheng Yeh	Taiwan	6
3	Charles Blair	Illinois	6
4	Jean-Christophe Clement	France	6
5	Jacco Hop	Netherlands	6
6	James Willson	Texas	6
7	Pavel Striz	Czech Republic	6
8	Richard Morse	England	6
9	David Kenward	England	6
10	Andrei Sechelea	Romania	6
11	Jim Munday	California	6
12	Julian Wightwick	England	6
13	Ales Vavpetic	Slovenia	6
14	Bogdan Vulcan	Romania	8

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Solution

Before showing any deals, it might be a good idea to explain the little-known theory of winning deuces. In notrump, it is easy to see how three deuces might win a trick; but what about four? All gather ‘round for a bridge seminar:

Deucology 101

To understand how four tricks can be won by deuces, ask yourself what the other three hands will discard when the last deuce wins a trick. No two hands can discard the same suit, else the deuce of that suit could not have won an earlier trick; so each hand must pitch a different suit, which must be the suit in which that hand won its deuce. Therefore, each hand must win one deuce, and the first three deuce winners must have another card in that suit to pitch on the final deuce.

Given the requirements that West has five spades, and no other hand has more than four in any suit, it is apparent that West must have the 2, which must be the first winning deuce. Further, spades must split 5-3-3-2 so West can win the deuce on the fourth round, leaving himself another spade to fulfill the mission stated above. It can also be proved that the second winning deuce must be in West’s doubleton, because it must be won on the third round to leave its leader with a surplus card in the suit, and West has no early opportunity to discard.

For declarer to win nine tricks in this fashion, the defensive deuces must be won with the absolute minimal trick loss: One trick to gain the lead, and one trick to score their deuce, for both West and East. This also shows that North-South must win the first two tricks, since the earliest West could win the 2 is at trick four, after gaining the lead at trick three.

Enough theory. Let’s get the cards on the table!

Deuces never loses

Below is the clever solution from our winner, Zhi Bang Lim (Malaysia):

3 NT South	Q 9 6		Trick	Lead	2nd	3rd	4th
4 deuces win	Q 9 6 2		1. W	8	9	7	3
	5 4 3		2. N	Q	10	4	J
	5 4 3		3. N	6	A	5	K
A K J 8 2		10 7	4. W	2!	3	K	3
10 7		A K J 8	5. W	7	9	8	4
A J 8		K 10 7	6. N	Q	J	5	10
A J 8		K Q 9 2	7. N	2!	K	6	A
	5 4 3		8. N	5	7	9	8
	5 4 3		9. S	Q	J	4	10
	Q 9 6 2		10. S	2!	A	3	K
West leads	10 7 6		11. S	10	8	4	9
			12. S	7	J	5	Q
			13. E	2!	6	A	6

Zhi Bang’s deal not only has the minimal HCP but also the minimal spot cards for 3 NT to be made. (Julian Wightwick also accomplished this feat in a similar deal.) One of many possible play sequences is shown, but I wouldn’t recommend studying it, lest you soon become a candidate for the looney bin.

Do I hear a cash register?

Chih-Cheng Yeh (Taiwan) composed the 6 HCP of a K-Q-J instead of three queens:

3 NT South	J 10 7		Trick	Lead	2nd	3rd	4th
4 deuces win	K 7 3 2		1. W	6	10	8	3
	10 9 6		2. N	J	5	4	9
	9 8 6		3. N	7	5	4	6
A K 9 6 2		Q 8 5	4. N	10	4	3	5
J 6		A Q 5	5. N	9	5	3	4
Q J 5		A K 4 2	6. N	7	Q	8	K
A J 4		K 10 5	7. W	2!	6	A	9
	4 3		8. W	J	K	Q	10
	10 9 8 4		9. N	2!	K	7	A
	8 7 3		10. N	8	10	Q	J
West leads	Q 7 3 2		11. S	2!	J	6	K
			12. S	8	Q	9	A
			13. E	2!	7	A	3

A different order of play is also shown to emphasize that many play sequences are possible on a single deal. Curiously, dummy wins seven tricks, the maximum possible, as each hand must win at least two tricks by definition.

Dutch treat

Jacco Hop (Netherlands) shows another way to compose 6 HCP with two queens and two jacks:

3 NT South	J 10 6		Trick	Lead	2nd	3rd	4th
4 deuces win	7 6 5		1. W	3	10	9	5
	6 5 4		2. N	J	8	7	4
	Q 10 3 2		3. N	6	Q	8	K
A K 4 3 2		Q 9 8	4. W	2!	4	A	9
K 9 8		A J 4	5. W	7	5	3	J
Q 7		A K 3 2	6. S	10	Q	6	K
A 9 8		K J 7	7. E	2!	4	K	5
	7 5		8. E	4	10	8	6
	Q 10 3 2		9. S	Q	9	7	J
	J 10 9 8		10. S	2!	A	3	K
West leads	6 5 4		11. S	5	8	10	7
			12. N	Q	J	6	9
			13. N	2!	A	3	A

So there you have it, folks. The Little Deuce Coupe with “four on the floor” — deuces, that is. If anyone can produce a deal with fewer than 6 HCP for N-S, I’d be most impressed; but all my attempts indicate it’s impossible.

Deuces Wild

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Acknowledgments to The Beach Boys and their 1963 song
© 2010 Richard Pavlicek