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Cell Phone Plants

by Richard Pavlicek

Does the same pair beat you every time? Then turn the tables!
Did you miss winning the Club Championship by 6 matchpoints?
Maybe not! A full-board penalty could make you first.
Oh darn… You lost your first-round Vanderbilt match by 7 IMPs?
Maybe not! A 10-IMP penalty could make you the winner.

Most tournaments enforce strict penalties for cell phone violations,
and therein lies your opportunity for victory.
PavCo Wireless offers the perfect solution with its new pPhone®,
which you secretly plant near the table of your rival.
Press the remote trigger when you see a Tournament Director in
the area, and voila — too bad for that pair! You win again!
Integrated Stealthchip® feigns the identity of any cell account once
you key in the number. Don’t know it? A built-in search will find it!

Include your rival’s name (up to 14 letters) to be laser-engraved for
an added touch that makes denial of ownership laughable.

Are you one of those players who always finish last? No problem!
Ask about our quantity discounts, then with a little ingenuity you
could mine every table but your own! Bingo — first place!

Cell Phone Plant Price
pPhone® (no case) $69.95
pPhone® plastic case 99.95
pPhone® 18K gold case 999.10