Challenge 8Y73 Main Analyses

Nevermore

by Richard Pavlicek

Once upon a midnight Drury, sitting East distraught with fury
O’er many a quaint and curious lead, deserving of a minus score.
As I nodded nearly napping, trumps he leads instead of tapping.
Then it happened to my horror, suits I bid he leads no more.
Is he void? I pondered truly. If not my suit, cerebral core?
Only this, and nothing more.

Ah, distinctly I remember, a brainless West I could dismember
As each dreadful opening lead, sent grief no one could e’er ignore.
Eagerly I wished the morrow. Take me from this pain and sorrow!
Then the moron started clapping, laughing, dancing on the floor.
“Tis bridge in Hell!” I shouted madly, racing to the chamber door.
Fritzed again, but nevermore!

Welcome! You’re just in time for the good news! Alas, and some bad news.

The good news: If you play just six boards, your partner will cherish you forever.
The bad news: Your partner is Fritz, and even worse, he’s on lead!

Try to salvage what you can after Fritz makes a horrible opening lead. As East, choose your defense from the six options listed. Each option will be rated on a 1-to-10 scale per my judgment.

Bidding is standard unless noted. For a reference see Standard American Bridge.
Assume declarer is an expert. Fritz is a moron but assume he won’t do anything stupid after his opening lead.

In October 2007 these six problems were presented as a contest with 636 entrants from 109 locations. The contest is now closed, but you can still quiz yourself and find your score immediately. If you’re lucky, you might win a valuable prize.*

*First prize is a one-week stay with Fritz at the Raven Inn. Second prize is two weeks. Third, three weeks.
Winners must be at least 18 years of age and gormless. Offer void where permitted by law.

Warning! What you are about to witness is disturbing and not for the faint of heart.

If you’re a pregnant mother or have a cardiac condition, leave now!

Problem 1

Matchpoints None Vul	Q 9 8 6 A 8 7 10 2 K 10 7 2		Fritz `West` Pass Dbl Pass	`NORTH` Pass 2 ¹ 2 3	You `East` Pass Pass 3 All Pass	`South` 1 2 ² Pass
3 South		K 10 4 J 9 5 2 J 6 5 A Q J

Trick
1 W
2 S Lead
2
4 2nd
9
5 3rd
10
K 4th
J
A 1. midnight Drury
2. light opening

Your next lead? 4 J 2 J 5 Q

Problem 2

Matchpoints N-S Vul	10 K 3 K Q J 9 5 Q 10 7 5 4		Fritz `West` Pass All Pass	North 2	You `EAST` 1 2	South Pass 3 NT
3 NT South		A Q J 9 8 3 A 8 7 4 2 K J

Trick
1 W Lead
J 2nd
K 3rd
A 4th
2

Your defense?
A. Win A, lead Q
B. Win A, lead 8
C. Lead the Q
D. Lead 8, if wins then A
E. Lead 8, if wins then Q
F. Lead 8, if wins then 7

Note: If you lead a spade, Fritz follows with the 2.

Problem 3

Matchpoints E-W Vul	10 9 4 J 10 9 8 5 K 4 A 10 5		Fritz West Pass All Pass	`North` 1	You East Pass	`SOUTH` 1 1 NT
1 NT South		K Q A 6 3 10 9 7 2 K J 9 8

Trick
1 W
2 W Lead
A
5 2nd
4
9 3rd
K
Q 4th
2
J

Your next lead? A 3 10 2 K J

Problem 4

Matchpoints Both Vul	J 4 3 A K Q J 8 J 5 10 7 2		Fritz WEST Pass Pass	North 1 3 NT	You East Pass All Pass	South 2 NT
3 NT South		10 8 7 2 9 7 5 3 A 4 A J 8

Trick
1 W
2 N Lead
10
J 2nd
A
? 3rd
3 4th
4

For once, Fritz doesn’t lose a trick with his lead!

Your defense?
A. Win A, lead 8
B. Win A, lead 2
C. Win A, lead 5
D. Win A, lead J
E. Win A, lead 8
F. Duck (play 4)

Note: If you win the A, South plays the 2, Fritz the 6.

Problem 5

Matchpoints N-S Vul	A K 7 6 5 K 9 J 4 3 K Q 3		Fritz `West` 5 All Pass	NORTH 1 5	You `East` 2 Pass	South 4 6 ¹
6 South		Q 10 2 A 2 K Q 10 8 7 J 7 4

Trick
1 W
2 S Lead
A
6 2nd
3
3 3rd
4
K 4th
5
? 1. with Fritz on lead, why not?

Your defense?
A. Win A, lead Q
B. Win A, lead 2
C. Win A, lead K
D. Duck, win A, lead Q
E. Duck, win A, lead K
F. Duck, win A, lead J

Note: Fritz follows twice in hearts.

Problem 6

Matchpoints None Vul	A K Q 8 5 A J 8 J 10 9 J 2		Fritz `West` 3 4	`North` Dbl 5	You `EAST` 1 Pass All Pass	`South` 3 Pass
5 South		9 4 2 K 10 6 2 A 2 A K 8 4

Trick
1 W
2 N
3 N Lead
J
K
J 2nd
A
4
? 3rd
2
9 4th
3
3

Your defense?
A. Win A, lead 9
B. Win A, lead 2
C. Win A, lead 2
D. Win A, lead A
E. Win A, lead 4
F. Duck (play 2)

Note: If you win the A, Fritz plays the K.

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