The Twelfth of Never

Never is a long, long time!

You ask me why I bid six… must I explain?
I try to crush my ego… and torment my brain.
You ask me how I’d play this… I’ll tell you true:
Twelve tricks may be never… I haven’t any clue.

I’ll ruff out all my losers… ‘til trumps run dry.
I’ll set up dummy’s side suit… its deuce is high.
I’ll throw in some opponent… I know not why.
Life is just eleven… twelve tricks pass me by.

Hopefully, you can play slam contracts better than I can write lyrics, and now is your chance to prove it! Six slams, and all you have to do is find a twelfth trick on each.

Simply choose your line of play from the listed Options A-F. Each option will be rated on a scale of 1-to-10 per my judgment.

And pay attention! Or “The Twelfth of Never” may become your theme song.

Bidding is standard (unless noted). Opponents use standard leads and signals.
For a reference see Standard American Bridge. Assume all players are experts.

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Come on, you can do it! Never say never!

Problem 1

IMPs	A Q 10 6 5 4 2			West	North	East	South
E-W vul	Q J			LHO	Partner	RHO	You
	A				1	Pass	2
	Q J 10			Pass	2	Pass	3
				Pass	5	Pass	6
Lead: K		East plays 8		Pass	Pass	Pass
	—
	A 7 6
	9 4
6 South	A 9 8 7 6 5 4 3

You win the A, cash the A (pitching 6) and ruff a spade as both follow low. What next?

A. Ruff diamond, ruff spade, win A
B. Ruff diamond, ruff spade, lead 5
C. Ruff diamond, run Q
D. Ruff diamond, run Q
E.  Win the A
F.  Lead the 4

Problem 2

IMPs	A J 5			West	North	East	South
Both vul	A K Q 9 2			LHO	Partner	RHO	You
	A Q 9 2				2	Pass	2
	A			Pass	2	Pass	3
				Pass	6	Pass	Pass
Lead: 10		East plays 3		Pass
	10 7 2
	7 6
	K J 10 8 4
6 South	9 7 3

After winning the A, what next?

A. Win A, J, lead 7
B. Win A, J-10, lead 10
C. Win A, J-10, finesse J
D. Win A, A, J, lead 7
E.  Win A, A, J, ruff club
F.  Win A, J, lead 7

Note: West has three trumps.

Problem 3

IMPs	K			West	North	East	South
None vul	J 7 6 4			LHO	Partner	RHO	You
	A 6 4					4	5
	A 10 4 3 2			5	6	Pass	Pass
				Pass
Lead: 4		East plays A
	—
	A K Q 10 9 5 3 2
	K J 3
6 South	Q 9

You ruff with the 9 and cash the A (East pitches 5). What next?

A. Win J, lead 2 to queen
B. Win J, lead 2 to nine
C. Win A, A
D. Win A, lead 2
E.  Run the Q
F.  Run the 9

Problem 4

IMPs	10 9 8			West	North	East	South
None vul	2			LHO	Partner	RHO	You
	A K Q 6 4				1	Pass	1
	A 8 6 3			Pass	2	Pass	4 NT
				Pass	5	Pass	6
Lead: 3		East plays 2		Pass	Pass	Pass
	A K Q J
	A K 3
	5 2
6 South	Q 7 4 2

After winning the J, what next?

A. Win A, ruff heart, draw trumps
B. Win A, ruff heart, win A-K
C. Win A, ruff heart, lead 4
D. Win A, ruff heart, lead 3
E.  Win A, lead 3
F.  Duck a diamond

Problem 5

IMPs	Q 5			West	North	East	South
N-S vul	K J 10 4 2			LHO	Partner	RHO	You
	A K 10 2					2	Pass
	A K			Pass	Dbl	Pass	3 NT
				Pass	6 NT	Pass	Pass
Lead: Q		East plays 2		Pass
	A J 7 2
	A Q
	5 3
6 NT South	8 6 5 4 3

After winning the A, what next?

A. Lead Q (king-ace), A-Q, finesse 10
B. Lead Q (covered) and duck
C. Win A, overtake Q, run hearts
D. Win A-Q, A, run hearts
E.  Win A-Q, finesse 10
F.  Win A-Q, K, run hearts

Problem 6

IMPs	K J 9 8 3			West	North	East	South
Both vul	A 2			LHO	Partner	RHO	You
	J				1	Pass	2
	A J 8 7 3			Pass	4	Pass	4
				Pass	4	Pass	6
Lead: K		East plays 9		Pass	Pass	Pass
	A 10
	6 5
	K Q 7 4
6 South	K 10 6 5 2

After winning the A, what next?

A. Win A-K, ruff spade with K
B. Win A-K, ruff spade with 10
C. Win A-K, ruff spade with 6
D. Draw trumps, win A-K, run J
E.  Draw trumps, win A-K, ruff spade
F.  Draw trumps, win A, finesse J

Note: West has two trumps. Both follow low on spade leads.

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Acknowledgments to Jerry Livingston, composer of the title song
© 2006 Richard Pavlicek